spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

418,982 notes

skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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116,691 notes

omgtsn:

we are birbwe must dance

omgtsn:

we are birb

we must dance

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

190,195 notes

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

(Source: melaninacorpse)

123,309 notes

drdawg:

*Wears cute outfit but sees no one important, so wears it again the next day*

6,506 notes

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium)

695,848 notes

metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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norhuu:

My friend Isaac has the most gorgeous hands I have ever seen, and I am completely enamored of them. The day I met him he promised to let me draw them, and I finally got to last weekend. 

norhuu:

My friend Isaac has the most gorgeous hands I have ever seen, and I am completely enamored of them. The day I met him he promised to let me draw them, and I finally got to last weekend. 

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